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01-21-2012, 03:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Pennsylvania
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One of the dumbest things I ever heard came from an exgirlfriend. She had to come thru a mountainous valley to get to my house. It was a new moon and very dark that night.
When she walked in the back door she said... "Whewww... it's so dark out there my high beams didn't even help!"  And yep,,, she was a blond. 
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01-21-2012, 10:12 PM
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02-29-2012, 10:29 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: where the roosters screw the hoot owls Scott Co, IN
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just got done riding one night stopped at the liquor store in town for the after party ol boy behind the counter carded me looked at my birthday and says 9-30-1989 hey you was almost a new years baby.....i still laugh when i tell that story
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02-29-2012, 11:06 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Amboy, Illinois
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I was sitting on the side of the road changing a tire, a guy stopped and said "you blow a tire", So i told him "nope i rotate my tires every 5000 miles regardles where i am"
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02-29-2012, 12:09 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: parsippany, new jersey
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03-06-2012, 11:36 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Middle TN
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My family owns a towing company and it never failed someone would call wanting their car towed, ask them where it is; well it's in my garage! Ok where is your garage?
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03-06-2012, 12:01 PM
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Kennesaw Georgia
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Me and a friend was watching some outlaw car racing on tv. His wife walks in and stops in front of the tv and stares at it with a confused look on her face. Shes a blonde, turns to us and ask how are those cars running at night, there no sun out to hit the solar panels on top of the cars. My buddy says Baby they charge them all afternoon for the races at night.
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03-06-2012, 11:17 PM
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Honda Rider
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Conroe, TX
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I work as an EMT and a dispatcher. While making shift change, a coworker (blonde) who's nickname is goldfish (goldfish have 7 second memories) was giving me shift report about an accident caused when a doe jumped through the windshield of a car on a busy road followed by a buck into the side of the same car. She stated, " Yea I dunno, I wonder if it was some kind of wierd mating ritual"
Here's your sign.
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