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Old 02-28-2011, 01:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2011, 01:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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where u gettin this stuff from rubi? lmao
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Old 02-28-2011, 01:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I was just thinking about starting this trend

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Settling a cow case

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.

The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.

After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"

The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."
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Old 02-28-2011, 01:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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never heard that one, pretty funny
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Old 02-28-2011, 01:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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A farmer is walking though his apple field carring two empty pails to colect apples. As he comes to the pond he finds two lovely young ladies skinny dipping. They call tohim "we arent getting out untill you leave. We dont want you to see us naked!" The farmer simply relies. That is fine I am only here to feed the aligotor." has he lifts his empty pails in the air.
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Old 02-28-2011, 03:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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lmao!!!!
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Old 02-28-2011, 03:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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ther once was a man from nantuckit.........
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Old 02-28-2011, 03:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Horse walks into a bar one day an the bartender says ,why the long face ?
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Old 02-28-2011, 04:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."
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