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Old 01-23-2013, 09:14 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
... Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, "The idiot used coins!"
LMMFAO!!!, i would have used pennies
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Old 01-23-2013, 09:28 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Ya I did Taz. I had to share that one.. plus this old thread had a few good ones..
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:55 PM   #23 (permalink)
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LMMFAO!!!, i would have used pennies
I bout washed the computer down with my coke after reading that. You also gonna use some Viagra to keep it up for that long, .
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:25 PM   #24 (permalink)
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a little boy named johnny was at school and his friend had this brand new spiderman watch, johnny asked how he got the new watch and the boy said, i walked in on my parents haveing sex, and they told me if i kept my mouth shut they would buy me whatever i wanted, and i picked this spider man watch, johnny gets an idea, he goes home, and waits in his room for his parents to go to bed, he listens out side there door, and he heres the bed springs begin to squeak, and he busts in the door, his father jumps up and says what the **** are you doin in here, what do u want? johnny replies i wanna watch, so the father says fine sit in the corner and keep your mouth shut.
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Old 01-23-2013, 07:24 PM   #25 (permalink)
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a guy goes to a whorehouse and says hes looking for something freaky hes never done b4, so the pimp says i got just the woman, he calles over this rough lookin broad and sends them upstairs togeather, he says to her im lookin for something real kinky i never done b4, so she pops out her glass eye and says here stick it in here, so buddy does her in the eyehole and he finshes up then he says i gotta go drive my wife to work but ill be back, and the hooker says " All right hun, ill keep an eye out for yah"
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Little Johnny was walking home from school one day when there was a terrible accident at the intersection in town, he ran home and said dad, dad theres a terrible accident at the intersection. His dad says yes I know Johnny I heard it on my new radio scanner. Couple days later When Johnny was walking home from school he saw the Andersons house was on fire, he ran home and said dad dad Andersons house is on fire. His dad says yes I know Johnny I heard it on my new radio scanner. A week goes by and Johnny was walking home again from school and he comes upon a farmer leaning on a fence, he says boy you want to screw one of my pigs so Johnny says why not. He runs home and says dad dad I had sex for the first time in my life, his dad says "In a pigs a s s"! Johnny walks away and says dam that scanner is good.
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heres another one about that unlucky son of a B@TCH lil johnny,

little johnny is playing in the yard and looks over toward his neighbours house and theres his mom and his neighbour in the window haveing sex, he goes busting in and says mommy mommy what are you doing, she says were just makeing cup-cakes hunny go play, so later that night johnny wakes up and sneaks down stairs and sees his parents haveing sex on the couch, so in the morning hes at the breakfast table and he says to his parents, i know what you were doing last night, and his dad says what, and little johnny says " you were making cup-cakes, and i licked the frosting off the couch.
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I bout washed the computer down with my coke after reading that. You also gonna use some Viagra to keep it up for that long, .
lol, come on im still under 35 , i took a viagra once and it wasnt pretty, i didnt drink water with it and it got lodged in my throat and i was up all night with a STIFF neck !!!
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Old 01-24-2013, 09:11 PM   #29 (permalink)
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lol, come on im still under 35 , i took a viagra once and it wasnt pretty, i didnt drink water with it and it got lodged in my throat and i was up all night with a STIFF neck !!!
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That reminds me of the time I took DayQuil and Nightquil at the same time. I had dream I couldn't sleep.
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